The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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