are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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