the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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