Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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