Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
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She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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