this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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