Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
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You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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