people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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