you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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