she was so not down for the gang bang
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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