Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
