so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
pop tarts are not kleenex
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize