Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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