It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
this will be a night to untag.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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