Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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