So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Randomize
