This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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