Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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