This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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