U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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