quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
