MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Randomize
