i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
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I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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