You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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