i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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