fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
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Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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