Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
