So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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