How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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