The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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