At least make sure they are 18
Why
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Randomize
