I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
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