mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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