dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Come see our sink grown plant.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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