Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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