She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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