He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
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