this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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