like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
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