My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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