Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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