Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
is that a dick in a sweater?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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