Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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