the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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