we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
this boner is exhausting
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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