North Korea, Best Korea!
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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