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I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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