So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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