susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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