Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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