He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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