i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
My vagina just clenched in fear
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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