Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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