i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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