I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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