I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
