How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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