i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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