i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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